sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell

(via fake-mermaid)

verybigpimpin:

*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*

(via spoof)

plasticbagvevo:

when your friends joke about something you’re really sensitive about

image

(via meanplastic)

gapjeans:

i dont want kids i want 1k+ notes on my selfies 

(via urgentcum)